Sir Nose, The Burger Rat
by Patrick Rainville Dorn
In the Kingdom of Mall, the entire Food Court marvels at the exploits of the long-nosed alley rat, Sir Nose, ace detective and poet extraordinaire. In his spare time, Sir Nose even helps the bashful Taco Bill woo the lovely Wendy Freiberger by feeding him romantic rhymes from a nearby trashcan. But when Sir Nose's "arch" enemy, Professor McRonald, and his henchmen, Corporal Saunders, Herr Wienerschnitzel, Dragon Panda and Short John Silver, kidnap the Burger Queen, the fat hits the fire! Sir Nose and his clumsy sidekick, Pizza Mutt, need to "take out" the criminals before the Dairy King is forced to fork over the recipe to his secret sauce as ransom. All poor Burger Queen wanted was for her new Burpee Banana Boat to become a gastronomic sensation.
Baby Talk by Billy St. John
Nine graduating high school seniors flash back in time to when they were one-year-olds at daycare. Their current principal, Mrs. Witherspoon, was the daycare director and fondly remembers when they first met her own daughter, Prissy. Jock was smitten with the pretty child, and the other kids reacted in horror. After all, one-year-olds are too young to fall in love. The babies' attempts to break up Jock and Prissy reveal each child's basic nature, which, as we see in the final scene, doesn't change much from infancy.
January 20, 2006
Sir Nose, the Burger Rat Cast:
Baby Talk Cast:
by Patrick Rainville Dorn
In the Kingdom of Mall, the entire Food Court marvels at the exploits of the long-nosed alley rat, Sir Nose, ace detective and poet extraordinaire. In his spare time, Sir Nose even helps the bashful Taco Bill woo the lovely Wendy Freiberger by feeding him romantic rhymes from a nearby trashcan. But when Sir Nose's "arch" enemy, Professor McRonald, and his henchmen, Corporal Saunders, Herr Wienerschnitzel, Dragon Panda and Short John Silver, kidnap the Burger Queen, the fat hits the fire! Sir Nose and his clumsy sidekick, Pizza Mutt, need to "take out" the criminals before the Dairy King is forced to fork over the recipe to his secret sauce as ransom. All poor Burger Queen wanted was for her new Burpee Banana Boat to become a gastronomic sensation.
Baby Talk by Billy St. John
Nine graduating high school seniors flash back in time to when they were one-year-olds at daycare. Their current principal, Mrs. Witherspoon, was the daycare director and fondly remembers when they first met her own daughter, Prissy. Jock was smitten with the pretty child, and the other kids reacted in horror. After all, one-year-olds are too young to fall in love. The babies' attempts to break up Jock and Prissy reveal each child's basic nature, which, as we see in the final scene, doesn't change much from infancy.
January 20, 2006
Sir Nose, the Burger Rat Cast:
| Dairy King | : | David Reischman |
| Burger Queen | : | Priscilla Duke |
| Olive Gardner | : | Jenna Kaspari |
| Jaclyn Bachs | : | Torre Vasquez |
| Kristy Kareem | : | Angela Krushensky |
| Wendy Freiberger | : | Christine Snailum |
| Chip Oatley | : | Hannah Morton |
| R.B. Bunn | : | Cortney Baltimore |
| Taco Bill | : | Travis Davis |
| Sir Nose, the Burger Rat | : | Maddie Dalton |
| Pizza Mutt | : | Patrick Harrington |
| Professor McRonalds | : | Whitnee Sherman |
| Herr Weinerschnitzel | : | Kara Quinn |
| Corporal Suanders | : | Carly Farrington |
| Dragon Panda | : | Josh Jansen |
| Short John Silver | : | Emily Sloan |
Baby Talk Cast:
| Mrs. Witherspoon | : | Priscilla Duke |
| Joe "Joker" Kerr | : | Brandon Bate |
| Mike "Meanie" McNeese | : | Dusty DeNeui |
| Louise "Tattle" Tuttle | : | Becca Ruiz |
| Barbara "Boo Hoo" Hoosier | : | Courtney Kay |
| Jack "Jock" Duncan | : | Liam Lueck |
| Irving Quincy "I.Q." Johnson | : | Joel Reindel |
| Priscilla "Prissy" Witherspoon | : | Allison Shaffer |
| Philip "Buster" Owens | : | Michael Fast |
| Delores Dawn "Dee Dee" Miller | : | Katie Scholtzhauer |
| Timothy "Timmy" Walker | : | Jayson Padilla |
| Director | : | Erica Morrow |
| Stage Crew | : | Daniel Kalne |
| : | Scott Hudson |
